shattystrashstache:

real friendship is sending them a link to something terrible so you can both be traumatized at the same time

(Source: title2come)

pizza:

rockandkrull:

pizza:

i don’t understand why parents say ‘i’m very disappointed in you’ like i don’t care i’m very disappointed that mcdonalds doesn’t deliver but u don’t hear me complaining about it

actually in new york they deliver so whats your excuse

i live in australia and im 103% sure they don’t deliver from new york to australia so whats YOUR excuse for leaving a shitty comment on my text post 

do you ever just rub your eyes so hard that you just start entering some other fucking galaxy of swirls and patterns 

(Source: ytoob)

how dare u ignore me after ive made 0 attempts at talking to u

(Source: burgrs)

selfdoubtandsyphilis:

dankestrnemes:

do animals think in english or in the sounds they make

this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for

m-oonblaze:

everyone’s getting into relationships and you know what im getting? some more food brb

oh-woah-dope:

since this is yahoo, can someone help me please?

i held a girl’s hand the other day and she didn’t come to school for like a week. did i made her pregnant?

imawanchor:

dylanofryin:

actual picture of actual one direction fans 

it’s like a scene from a zombie movie